Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Why did the cow go to space?

What do you call a cow that plays an instrument?

Why don’t cows ever tell secrets?

How do cows stay up to date on current events?

What did the cow say to the calf?

Why was the cow always the class clown?

What do you call a cow you can’t see?

Why do cows wear bells?

What do you get from a pampered cow?

Why did the cow become an astronaut?

How does a cow stay fit?

What do cows do for fun on the weekends?

Why did the cow cross the road?

What did the cow say when it heard a great joke?

How do cows stay connected online?

Why are cows always telling the truth?

Why is $MOO going to the moon?

Cow Jokes are udderly hilarious. The answers will be revealed in the private Sanctum after launch.

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